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Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA DUH TAMAA MBAYA
Muokota makopo katika uokotaji wake wa makopo akaona chupa ambayo ndani kuna ki2, alipoifungua likatoka jitu la ajabu. Huku akitetemeka lile jitu likamwambia kijana asante sana kwa kuniokoa omba vi2 viwili sasa hivi. Kijana kwa hofu akaomba pesa za kumiliki magari na majumba ya kifahari. Ghafla fuko la hela na pete ya bahati vikadondoka. Akaambiwa ombi la pili,akasema nibadilishe niwe kivutio ili nipendwe sana nakina dada Hapohapo akageuzwa akawa chipsi yai.!!😂🤣🤣🤣
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:36 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
_Sheria inasema kila anaetembea na chombo cha moto barabarani sharti awe na leseni._ _Sasa hawa wauza kahawa mbona wanatembea na chombo cha moto lakini hawakamatwi 😡._ _Hizi sheria zinapendelea._ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1) gari la kuvutwa halina overtake 2) kisigino hakikakai mbele 3) wimbo wa taifa haupgwi disko 4) feni haiwashwi beach 5) mshkaki hauchomwi kwa jiko la ges 6) mganga haagiz tembele 7) hata bibi alikuwa bint 8) mke wa mtu sumu,mume wamtu maziwa 9) kipara bila pesa ni kovu 10) mbwa hanenepi migiuu 11) picha ya rais haina bodyguard 12) mjini shule kijiji tuition 13) saa ya ukutani haivaliwi mkonon 14) heshima pesa shkamoo makelele 15) ulinz pesa bastora mzgo 16) kuku ni kuku jogoo mbwembwe 17) kusoma kuelewa kukesha mbwembwe
Mume akamwambia mke wake:
"Funga macho yako tufanye maombi"
Akaanza kwa Kimombo:-
"… Lord I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray 4 Joy, I pray 4 Love, I pray 4 Hope, I pray 4 GLORY, I pray 4 Faith, I pray 4…."
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Mume akamwambia mke wake: "Funga macho yako tufanye maombi" Akaanza kwa Kimombo:- "… Lord I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray 4 Joy, I pray 4 Love, I pray 4 Hope, I pray 4 GLORY, I pray 4 Faith, I pray 4…."
Mke akadakia, "Unadhani mimi sina ee" akaanza:- I pray 4 Felix, I pray 4 Temu, I pray 4 Rweyemamu, I pray 4 Masawe, I pray 4 Benson, I pray 4 Onyango, I pray 4 Swai, I pray kwa wote niliowasahau!! Chezea mchepuko…!!
Mke anamwambia mme wake kuwa angetamani mme wake awe tajiri cheki alichojibiwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:41 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mke; mme wangu ungekuwa tajiri ningefurahi Mimi; kwa nini? Mke; ungekuta na sisi tuna gari nzuri hatutembeu kwa mguu Mimi; ah wap,unadhani ningekuwa tajiri ningekuwa na wewe?ungekuta natoka na kina wema,zari… 😁😁😁 naona anakusanya nguo zake itakuwa anaenda kufua
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Et jana usiku mwiz kavunja mlango kwangu akaanza kutafuta kitu kila kona ikabid na mie niamke namuuliza unatafuta nini ananijibu hela ndipo nilipoanza na mie kutafuta nae maana hta hela ya kula Jana sikua nayo alichoka zaid nilipomuliza una uhakika uliweka humu?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna mchepuko nilimtumia nauli jana ili aje,.kwang sasa leo kaniambia eti " nimesahau ile line yenye M-pesa home plz nitumie tena kwa tigo mpenz""!! Me nikajifanya chizi nikatuma Kule kule kwenye voda (aliosema kaacha home) Nikatuma huko message ivi "nikuongezee Sh. Ngapi tena mpenz..!!" Akanjbu "elfu 20,000 tu mpenzi" Mtuhurumie jamani 😂😂😂
