What did the snowman have for breakfast?

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 16, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 14, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Yahya (Guest) on September 6, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 1, 2024

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 24, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 13, 2024

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 12, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Maneno (Guest) on August 2, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 28, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 18, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 14, 2024

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

David Chacha (Guest) on July 12, 2024

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 8, 2024

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 3, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Tabu (Guest) on June 29, 2024

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 28, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 22, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Shabani (Guest) on June 21, 2024

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Khatib (Guest) on June 17, 2024

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Latifa (Guest) on June 10, 2024

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

John Kamande (Guest) on May 29, 2024

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Bahati (Guest) on May 3, 2024

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 2, 2024

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 24, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 24, 2024

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on March 31, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 27, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Halima (Guest) on March 15, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Zakia (Guest) on March 9, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 2, 2024

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 27, 2024

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Nahida (Guest) on February 27, 2024

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 27, 2024

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Biashara (Guest) on February 24, 2024

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Issa (Guest) on February 22, 2024

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Makame (Guest) on February 15, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Raha (Guest) on February 12, 2024

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Rahma (Guest) on February 3, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Sultan (Guest) on January 24, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Leila (Guest) on January 19, 2024

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 11, 2024

😄 What a joke!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 10, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 9, 2024

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 31, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Fikiri (Guest) on December 27, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Salum (Guest) on December 21, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 14, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Zainab (Guest) on December 13, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 12, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 2, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Jabir (Guest) on November 23, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 4, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Issack (Guest) on November 4, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Aziza (Guest) on November 3, 2023

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mariam (Guest) on October 22, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Juma (Guest) on October 13, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 12, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 10, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 3, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

George Tenga (Guest) on October 2, 2023

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️