What do a car and an elephant have in common?

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 22, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 12, 2024

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 6, 2024

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 21, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 17, 2024

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Zakia (Guest) on August 11, 2024

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 3, 2024

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 31, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Nasra (Guest) on July 13, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 12, 2024

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 19, 2024

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Nuru (Guest) on June 13, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 4, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2024

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Furaha (Guest) on June 1, 2024

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 27, 2024

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 25, 2024

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Zubeida (Guest) on May 22, 2024

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 16, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 16, 2024

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 11, 2024

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 5, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 29, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 29, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Raha (Guest) on April 28, 2024

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 24, 2024

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 21, 2024

😂 So funny!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 5, 2024

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 1, 2024

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 19, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 20, 2024

😅 I needed that!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 22, 2024

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Zubeida (Guest) on January 20, 2024

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 15, 2024

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 11, 2024

😄 What a joke!

Sarafina (Guest) on January 10, 2024

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 28, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 26, 2023

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Daudi (Guest) on December 25, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 23, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Ali (Guest) on December 21, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 14, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 12, 2023

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Daudi (Guest) on December 12, 2023

😄 Nailed it!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 10, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 3, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Yahya (Guest) on November 18, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 17, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 12, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 12, 2023

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 7, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 5, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 1, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 30, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Hekima (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Rahim (Guest) on October 25, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 24, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Shabani (Guest) on October 17, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 16, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Rubea (Guest) on September 20, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴