Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 25, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Shamsa (Guest) on September 23, 2024

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

David Chacha (Guest) on August 31, 2024

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 26, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Yusuf (Guest) on August 11, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 2, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 23, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 9, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 2, 2024

😂 This joke just made my day!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 22, 2024

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Amina (Guest) on June 20, 2024

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 20, 2024

😂 I’m saving this one!

Fatuma (Guest) on June 15, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Issack (Guest) on June 15, 2024

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Sumaya (Guest) on June 8, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 2, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 23, 2024

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 19, 2024

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 14, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 12, 2024

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Rukia (Guest) on May 6, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 2, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Umi (Guest) on May 2, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 28, 2024

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 26, 2024

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 22, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 20, 2024

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Jabir (Guest) on April 18, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 13, 2024

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Zubeida (Guest) on April 6, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 23, 2024

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 23, 2024

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Fadhila (Guest) on March 13, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 1, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Amani (Guest) on February 28, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 22, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Khamis (Guest) on February 22, 2024

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Safiya (Guest) on February 22, 2024

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 18, 2024

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 17, 2024

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Farida (Guest) on February 15, 2024

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 7, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Kazija (Guest) on February 5, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 2, 2024

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 1, 2024

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 15, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Kazija (Guest) on January 11, 2024

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Farida (Guest) on January 2, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 2, 2024

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 24, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 20, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Baraka (Guest) on December 20, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 16, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Fadhili (Guest) on December 12, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 8, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Majid (Guest) on December 5, 2023

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 28, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 25, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 22, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅