What has two legs but can’t walk?

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 12, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Sarafina (Guest) on September 10, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 5, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 29, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Muslima (Guest) on August 28, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 17, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Rashid (Guest) on August 15, 2024

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 11, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 8, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 6, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Yusuf (Guest) on July 3, 2024

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Amani (Guest) on July 3, 2024

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Mohamed (Guest) on July 1, 2024

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 22, 2024

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Sharifa (Guest) on June 21, 2024

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 21, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 17, 2024

😂 I’m saving this one!

Mchawi (Guest) on June 16, 2024

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 14, 2024

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 6, 2024

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 3, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Neema (Guest) on May 29, 2024

🤣 This one got me good!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 17, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 16, 2024

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 11, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 9, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 8, 2024

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Neema (Guest) on May 8, 2024

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Shamim (Guest) on May 4, 2024

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 27, 2024

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 26, 2024

😄 You got me!

Mchawi (Guest) on April 20, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Halima (Guest) on April 12, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 2, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 31, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 29, 2024

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 24, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 24, 2024

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 19, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 15, 2024

🤣 This one’s fire!

John Malisa (Guest) on March 2, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 1, 2024

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Mohamed (Guest) on February 26, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 13, 2024

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Kahina (Guest) on January 31, 2024

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Fadhila (Guest) on January 28, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Kassim (Guest) on January 28, 2024

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 25, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Nashon (Guest) on January 7, 2024

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 6, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Rahma (Guest) on December 25, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Fatuma (Guest) on December 25, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Zakia (Guest) on December 12, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 12, 2023

🤣 Sending this now!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 7, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 3, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on December 2, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 30, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mchuma (Guest) on November 24, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼