Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 23, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 21, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 18, 2024

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 14, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Zawadi (Guest) on September 7, 2024

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Sharifa (Guest) on September 7, 2024

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Nuru (Guest) on September 1, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 28, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 18, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Hamida (Guest) on July 28, 2024

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Juma (Guest) on July 14, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Juma (Guest) on June 25, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 23, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 14, 2024

😃 Instant mood boost!

Rukia (Guest) on May 28, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 21, 2024

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 15, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 26, 2024

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 24, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Kassim (Guest) on April 24, 2024

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Wande (Guest) on April 22, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 18, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Rubea (Guest) on April 11, 2024

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 27, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 24, 2024

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

George Mallya (Guest) on February 12, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Shabani (Guest) on February 11, 2024

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mchawi (Guest) on February 6, 2024

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 4, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

George Tenga (Guest) on January 24, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Wande (Guest) on January 24, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 22, 2024

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 18, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 2, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Chum (Guest) on December 31, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 27, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 25, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Issa (Guest) on December 22, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 13, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 29, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Omari (Guest) on November 20, 2023

😄 You got me!

Sekela (Guest) on November 8, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Ahmed (Guest) on November 8, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 27, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 26, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Rahma (Guest) on October 25, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 23, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 19, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Khatib (Guest) on October 16, 2023

😆 Totally hilarious!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 1, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 28, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 25, 2023

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nasra (Guest) on September 23, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Hekima (Guest) on September 16, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 14, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 13, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 6, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 4, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 28, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️