Which Budgie owns the cage?

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 16, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 16, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 1, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 15, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 9, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Ali (Guest) on July 29, 2024

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Rukia (Guest) on July 27, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Zubeida (Guest) on July 23, 2024

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Sultan (Guest) on July 8, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 6, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 14, 2024

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Nahida (Guest) on June 5, 2024

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Athumani (Guest) on June 4, 2024

🤣 This one got me good!

Mjaka (Guest) on May 27, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 5, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 22, 2024

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 30, 2024

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 29, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Issack (Guest) on March 23, 2024

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Zuhura (Guest) on March 12, 2024

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 11, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 2, 2024

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 1, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 28, 2024

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Zakia (Guest) on February 15, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 14, 2024

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Maida (Guest) on February 8, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 3, 2024

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 28, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 25, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mazrui (Guest) on January 19, 2024

😅 I’m still laughing!

Maulid (Guest) on January 18, 2024

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Daudi (Guest) on January 8, 2024

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 5, 2024

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Shamim (Guest) on January 1, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Furaha (Guest) on December 29, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Baridi (Guest) on December 15, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 14, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Baraka (Guest) on December 13, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 11, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Zakia (Guest) on December 6, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Farida (Guest) on December 1, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Sarafina (Guest) on November 30, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 21, 2023

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 13, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Nasra (Guest) on October 12, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 8, 2023

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 6, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 29, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Hassan (Guest) on September 21, 2023

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Issack (Guest) on August 27, 2023

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 22, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Tabu (Guest) on August 18, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 14, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 8, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Fadhili (Guest) on August 3, 2023

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 25, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Khalifa (Guest) on July 16, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 4, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 2, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️