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Kilichotokea kwa binti na mvulana wake walipotaitishwa na baba yake msichana
Date: December 20, 2016
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANAfriend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambaia:
MSICHANA: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu chako, kinachoitwa "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
MVULANA: Hapana!, Nimekuja kuazima kitabu cha Maombi kama kinaitwa "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?" by NgΕ©gΔ© wa Thiong'o
MSICHANA: Aaah! Icho sina ila ninacho kimoja kinaitwa "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie
MVULANA: Ooh! Vizuri, Basi usisahau kuja nacho kesho kitabu cha Okot p'Bitek kile kinachoitwa "CALL ME IN 5 MINUTES BEFORE" Utakapokuja shule.
MSICHANA: Usijali, tena nina kitabu kipya kinaitwa "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe
Baba mtu akawatazamaaaa kisha akasema
BABA: Vitabu vyote hivyo, mbona vingi sana, atavisoma vyote kweli
MSICHANA: Ndio Daddy, huyu mvulana hupo smart sana na ana akili atavisoma vyote hivyo!
BABA: Sawa! Usisahau kumpatie na kile ambacho nimekiweka pale juu ya meza, kinaitwa "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare!
Na kuna kingine nimekiweka juu ya kabati la vyombo, kinaitwa "IF YOU GOT PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED"
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