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Askari na yeye kumbe muoga, cheki anachomjibu afande
Date: December 20, 2017
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
Askari wametumwa nyumba iliyokuwa kuna ugomvi wakafika wakatakiwa kuripoti kwa njia ya simu juu ya walichokikuta
ASKARI: Mkuu tumekuta mama mwenye nyumba kampiga mumewe chuma cha kichwa na kumuumiza vibaya sanaa
AFANDE: Kha! kisa mkasa mpk akafanya hivyo
ASKARI: Mama mwenye nyumba alikua anapiga deki mumewe akaingia ndani viatu kabla sakafu haijakauka
AFANDE: Sasa mmesha mkamata huyo mwanamke
ASKARI: Bado mkuu
AFANDE: Kha! sasa mnangoja nini
ASKARI: Si tunangoja sakafu ikauke
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