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Basi juzi kati hapa sehemu ndogo ya ukuta wa Ikulu ya Magogoni ilianguka!..
Wakapelekwa contractors watatu ili achaguliwe mmoja atakayejenga vzr na kwa bei nafuu!..
Wakwanza alikuwa MUHINDI, wa pili MCHINA na MBONGO!…

MUHINDI: "ntajenga kwa milioni 90!.., 40 za vifaa, 40 za mafundi na milioni 10 faida yangu"

MCHINA: "mi ntajenga kwa milioni 70!.., 30 za vifaa, 30 za mafundi na milioni 10 faida yangu"

MBONGO kuona vile akamvuta chemba msimamizi wa Magogoni!..
MBONGO: "mi ntajenga kwa milioni 270"

MSIMAMIZI WA MAGOGONI: "we una wazimu nn!.. yaani unathubutu kusema hivyo na unaona wenzako wametaja kiwango kidogo?!."

MBONGO: "milioni 100 zako, 100 zangu alafu hiyo milioni 70 tunaajiri yule mchina"
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Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆

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Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

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Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 9, 2023

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Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊

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😠Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

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Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂

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😆 Bado nacheka!

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😄 Kichekesho kamili!

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Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 29, 2022

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David Sokoine (Guest) on October 13, 2022

😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Kazija (Guest) on October 2, 2022

😠Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 26, 2022

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😂😅

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 15, 2022

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! 😊😄

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 21, 2022

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! 🤣👌

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 9, 2022

Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 27, 2022

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Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 25, 2022

Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 23, 2022

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Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 1, 2022

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Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 24, 2022

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Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 11, 2022

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Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 6, 2022

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Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 20, 2022

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 9, 2022

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 6, 2022

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂

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