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Nani Mkali Hapa kati ya DEMU na MSHIKAJI?

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"MAENEO FLANI ya KISHUA"

-Mshikaji kamwona demu mkali
anakatiza kitaa akamkubali akaamua
amfuate amtemee cheche

MSHIKAJI- mambo dada?

DEMU- pouwa

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umependezaa!!!

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MSHIKAJI- unaweza ukanisaidia
namba
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kinyama.

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noti akampa mshikaji.

Mshikaji kapokea ile noti kachana
sehem
iliyoandikwa namba halafu
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Demu noti yake..!!!

NANI ANA DHARAU
NA NANI JEURI..
DEMU AU MSHIKAJI??!

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