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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!

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Mke ni kama Tv na Mchepuko ni kama Simu.
Nyumbani unaangalia Tv lakini ukitoka unatoka na simu.

Mara chache unafurahia Tv lakini Muda mrefu unacheza na simu yako.

Tv ni bure kwa maisha yako yote, lakini Simu kama hujalipia hupati huduma.

Tv ni kubwa nzito na wakati wote ni ya zamani. Lakini simu ni nzuri, nyembamba, na ni rahisi kubeba.

Gharama za huduma za tv ni ndogo sana, Lakini gharama za huduma za Simu ni kubwa na pia ni lazima kuzitimiza.

Tv ina remote lakini Simu haina.

Kitu muhimu zaidi simu ina njia mbili za kuwasiliana unaongea na unasikiliza lakini Tv unalazimika kusikiliza hata kama hutaki au unataka.

Unaweza kununua Tv mara moja na ukatumia kwa kipindi kirefu lakini Simu mara zote unabadilisha inategemea na fasheni.

Ya mwisho na ya kuzingatia

Tv haina Virusi lakini Simu inayo.

KUWA MAKINI.

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Amos@tz (User) on March 31, 2025

Hii ndo kali kulikozote

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 22, 2024

Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😄

Umi (Guest) on June 18, 2024

😂 Nacheka hadi nalia!

Amos@tz (User) on March 31, 2025

Mamb vp sister

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 7, 2024

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 6, 2024

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏🤣

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 8, 2024

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 26, 2024

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 12, 2024

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 3, 2024

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! 😂😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 23, 2024

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 20, 2024

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🤣

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 14, 2024

🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Zulekha (Guest) on February 2, 2024

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🤣

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 14, 2024

😄 Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

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🤣🤣😄😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 26, 2023

🤣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!

Mjaka (Guest) on December 19, 2023

Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! 😄

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 18, 2023

🤣🤣😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 5, 2023

🤣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 29, 2023

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! 🤣👌

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

Kahina (Guest) on September 30, 2023

😄 Umeshinda mtandao leo!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 15, 2023

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! 😆😂

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😆👏😂😄

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 1, 2023

😂👌

Neema (Guest) on July 28, 2023

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

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Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅

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😂👏😅🤣

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 7, 2023

😂 Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 30, 2023

Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 10, 2023

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😊😂

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 25, 2023

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏

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🤣😄😊

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 15, 2023

Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂

John Malisa (Guest) on May 13, 2023

😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 7, 2023

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! 😊😂

Yusuf (Guest) on March 31, 2023

😄 Kali sana!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 22, 2023

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 24, 2023

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

John Kamande (Guest) on February 22, 2023

Umesema kweli! 👌😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 12, 2023

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 22, 2023

Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 13, 2023

Hii ni ya maana sana! 😂👌

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 6, 2023

😂 Hii ni ya kuhifadhi!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 30, 2022

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 20, 2022

Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! 😂🤣

Maulid (Guest) on December 20, 2022

😂 Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 22, 2022

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😊😅

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 10, 2022

😂🤣😂😅

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 31, 2022

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

James Kimani (Guest) on October 28, 2022

Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! 😄

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 28, 2022

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 12, 2022

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 30, 2022

😂 Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 23, 2022

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 12, 2022

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😊😆

James Kimani (Guest) on September 10, 2022

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! 🎉

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 17, 2022

Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 13, 2022

Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂

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