How long should an elephant’s legs be?

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 13, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

James Malima (Guest) on April 9, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Jafari (Guest) on April 3, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Nchi (Guest) on March 31, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 30, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 24, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Yahya (Guest) on March 2, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 29, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 28, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 23, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 14, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 7, 2016

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 1, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 29, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 25, 2015

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Ahmed (Guest) on December 20, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Safiya (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 8, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 29, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 24, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 8, 2015

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 8, 2015

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 30, 2015

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 9, 2015

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 30, 2015

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 30, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Shamsa (Guest) on September 25, 2015

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Abdillah (Guest) on September 24, 2015

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Sumaya (Guest) on September 22, 2015

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 13, 2015

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 6, 2015

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 3, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Sultan (Guest) on August 22, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 9, 2015

😄 Perfect joke!

Salum (Guest) on July 29, 2015

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 29, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 25, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 19, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 11, 2015

😅 I needed that!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 10, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 9, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 7, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 22, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Sultan (Guest) on May 26, 2015

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 22, 2015

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 22, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 9, 2015

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 26, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Rukia (Guest) on April 16, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 15, 2015

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 15, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Hekima (Guest) on March 30, 2015

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 17, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 16, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Arifa (Guest) on March 12, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Maulid (Guest) on March 2, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 26, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 22, 2015

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆