What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

Mzee (Guest) on January 13, 2016

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 9, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 8, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 5, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 4, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Halimah (Guest) on January 2, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Nashon (Guest) on December 23, 2015

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Maulid (Guest) on December 20, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Amir (Guest) on December 18, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 18, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Issa (Guest) on December 12, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

James Malima (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

John Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 2, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

Jaffar (Guest) on November 28, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Sultan (Guest) on November 28, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 28, 2015

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 28, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Omari (Guest) on November 24, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 22, 2015

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 18, 2015

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 9, 2015

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Sofia (Guest) on November 6, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 21, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 13, 2015

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 12, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mzee (Guest) on October 12, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 7, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Abubakar (Guest) on October 6, 2015

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Fikiri (Guest) on October 5, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 2, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Jamila (Guest) on September 30, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 29, 2015

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Mgeni (Guest) on September 24, 2015

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 22, 2015

😁 This just made my day!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 21, 2015

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Amani (Guest) on August 31, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 27, 2015

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Nyota (Guest) on August 27, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2015

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Warda (Guest) on August 22, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 5, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 19, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Arifa (Guest) on July 4, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Amani (Guest) on June 27, 2015

😂 This is too funny!

Zubeida (Guest) on June 24, 2015

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 9, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 16, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Rabia (Guest) on May 12, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 7, 2015

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

David Chacha (Guest) on May 5, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Ndoto (Guest) on May 4, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 2, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 1, 2015

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Bahati (Guest) on April 21, 2015

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 3, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 13, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 13, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️