What did the baker say to his wife?

Halimah (Guest) on March 25, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 21, 2016

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 20, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 17, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 12, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 17, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Sultan (Guest) on February 13, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 11, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Azima (Guest) on January 26, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Arifa (Guest) on January 25, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 19, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 18, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Sarafina (Guest) on January 14, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Issack (Guest) on January 12, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Rabia (Guest) on January 11, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Josephine (Guest) on December 30, 2015

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 22, 2015

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 20, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Hassan (Guest) on November 23, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 20, 2015

🤣 Pure genius!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 8, 2015

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 6, 2015

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 2, 2015

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 24, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 20, 2015

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 8, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Warda (Guest) on October 5, 2015

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 21, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 17, 2015

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Habiba (Guest) on September 16, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Issack (Guest) on September 15, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 12, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 11, 2015

😄 You got me good!

Majid (Guest) on September 8, 2015

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nyota (Guest) on September 6, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Rabia (Guest) on August 18, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 9, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

John Malisa (Guest) on August 9, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

John Mushi (Guest) on August 9, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 25, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 18, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Athumani (Guest) on July 16, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 10, 2015

😆 Totally hilarious!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 5, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 3, 2015

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Juma (Guest) on July 2, 2015

😆 Saving this one!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 8, 2015

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Sofia (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 16, 2015

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 11, 2015

😆 I’m dying over here!

Hamida (Guest) on May 8, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Bakari (Guest) on May 7, 2015

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Abubakar (Guest) on May 6, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on May 4, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Kheri (Guest) on May 2, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 27, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Masika (Guest) on April 17, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Bahati (Guest) on March 24, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳