What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 22, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mgeni (Guest) on January 18, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 9, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Kahina (Guest) on January 7, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 7, 2016

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 6, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Nuru (Guest) on January 3, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Omar (Guest) on December 24, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Zuhura (Guest) on December 22, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mgeni (Guest) on December 19, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Saidi (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 15, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 15, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Baraka (Guest) on December 12, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Mustafa (Guest) on December 8, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 6, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Masika (Guest) on November 23, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 23, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Khamis (Guest) on November 20, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mchuma (Guest) on November 17, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mashaka (Guest) on November 16, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 27, 2015

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 4, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 4, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Leila (Guest) on October 2, 2015

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 28, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 21, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Leila (Guest) on September 4, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 2, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 1, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 25, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 22, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 20, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 19, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Sarafina (Guest) on August 9, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Josephine (Guest) on August 8, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Maulid (Guest) on August 6, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Sumaya (Guest) on August 3, 2015

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 28, 2015

😄 Nailed it!

Maimuna (Guest) on July 23, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Halimah (Guest) on July 16, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 20, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Rabia (Guest) on June 15, 2015

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 15, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Husna (Guest) on June 6, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Safiya (Guest) on May 26, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Warda (Guest) on May 23, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

James Mduma (Guest) on May 20, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 18, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Chiku (Guest) on May 15, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Nyota (Guest) on April 29, 2015

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Zubeida (Guest) on April 24, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Abdullah (Guest) on April 22, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Jafari (Guest) on April 12, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 10, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 4, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mashaka (Guest) on March 26, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️