What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

Saidi (Guest) on January 14, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 14, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 11, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Jafari (Guest) on January 9, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Bahati (Guest) on January 6, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 2, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 1, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 31, 2015

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 30, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Saidi (Guest) on December 21, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 13, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 5, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Nyota (Guest) on November 26, 2015

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 18, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 12, 2015

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

John Mushi (Guest) on November 9, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 30, 2015

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 24, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Salum (Guest) on October 20, 2015

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 19, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Shabani (Guest) on October 17, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 12, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Umi (Guest) on October 8, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 7, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 7, 2015

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mgeni (Guest) on October 6, 2015

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Abdillah (Guest) on September 27, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 25, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

John Mushi (Guest) on September 21, 2015

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 16, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Husna (Guest) on September 14, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 2, 2015

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 23, 2015

😄 You got me!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 23, 2015

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 22, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 20, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2015

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mhina (Guest) on August 13, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 13, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Salma (Guest) on August 13, 2015

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 11, 2015

😄 You got me good!

Jaffar (Guest) on August 10, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 1, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Maulid (Guest) on July 12, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 9, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Rubea (Guest) on July 9, 2015

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Amani (Guest) on June 27, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 22, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Raha (Guest) on June 18, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 1, 2015

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Rashid (Guest) on May 26, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 23, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Leila (Guest) on May 10, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 29, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 28, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 25, 2015

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Khalifa (Guest) on April 24, 2015

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 20, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰