What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 6, 2016

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Jafari (Guest) on April 6, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 3, 2016

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

George Mallya (Guest) on April 2, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 22, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 21, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Selemani (Guest) on March 20, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 15, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Warda (Guest) on February 10, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Jamal (Guest) on February 6, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Aziza (Guest) on February 2, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 2, 2016

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Masika (Guest) on January 30, 2016

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 30, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 26, 2016

😄 Perfect joke!

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 25, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 11, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 28, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

Husna (Guest) on December 26, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Shamsa (Guest) on December 23, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 20, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 14, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Sofia (Guest) on December 9, 2015

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 5, 2015

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 18, 2015

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Shamim (Guest) on November 15, 2015

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Fikiri (Guest) on November 5, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 31, 2015

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Rashid (Guest) on October 19, 2015

😆 Saving this one!

Mjaka (Guest) on October 18, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 14, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Raha (Guest) on October 14, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 11, 2015

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 4, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Juma (Guest) on September 29, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Baridi (Guest) on September 24, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 17, 2015

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 2, 2015

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Latifa (Guest) on August 24, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

James Mduma (Guest) on August 23, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Jafari (Guest) on August 1, 2015

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 25, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Masika (Guest) on July 13, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Tabu (Guest) on July 10, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 24, 2015

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Fadhila (Guest) on June 23, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Sarafina (Guest) on June 22, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Omar (Guest) on June 16, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mustafa (Guest) on June 13, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on June 11, 2015

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Masika (Guest) on June 5, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2015

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 30, 2015

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Husna (Guest) on May 5, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 1, 2015

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Aziza (Guest) on April 28, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 28, 2015

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Asha (Guest) on April 11, 2015

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Nashon (Guest) on April 11, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 1, 2015

😆 Bookmarking this!