What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

Abubakari (Guest) on January 17, 2016

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Shani (Guest) on January 11, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 10, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Rehema (Guest) on January 2, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 29, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mwanais (Guest) on December 28, 2015

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 25, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

James Mduma (Guest) on December 19, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 17, 2015

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 14, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 11, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 2, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Chum (Guest) on November 26, 2015

😆 Totally hilarious!

Bakari (Guest) on November 24, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 14, 2015

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Salma (Guest) on November 14, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Jabir (Guest) on November 11, 2015

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2015

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 22, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 20, 2015

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Jabir (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 7, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Khalifa (Guest) on September 30, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 30, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 29, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Jabir (Guest) on September 17, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 10, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 3, 2015

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 31, 2015

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 23, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 23, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 21, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Kiza (Guest) on August 19, 2015

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Ndoto (Guest) on August 3, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 28, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 26, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 26, 2015

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Biashara (Guest) on July 7, 2015

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 6, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 5, 2015

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Hamida (Guest) on June 13, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Saidi (Guest) on June 8, 2015

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 29, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Shabani (Guest) on May 26, 2015

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Sarafina (Guest) on May 18, 2015

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

John Mushi (Guest) on May 6, 2015

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Kassim (Guest) on April 28, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Zawadi (Guest) on April 28, 2015

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 25, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 24, 2015

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Wande (Guest) on April 7, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Zainab (Guest) on April 3, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 1, 2015

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 1, 2015

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 24, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 23, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂