What kind of table can you have for dinner?

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 20, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 20, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 16, 2016

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Baridi (Guest) on January 27, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Umi (Guest) on January 27, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 10, 2016

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

John Malisa (Guest) on January 3, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 31, 2015

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 27, 2015

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Kheri (Guest) on December 25, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Maneno (Guest) on November 6, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Shani (Guest) on October 29, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 18, 2015

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Khamis (Guest) on October 17, 2015

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 8, 2015

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 8, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 27, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 20, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Fatuma (Guest) on September 19, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Bahati (Guest) on September 13, 2015

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Omari (Guest) on September 5, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 5, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Rashid (Guest) on August 22, 2015

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Nassor (Guest) on August 22, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 18, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 29, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 26, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Rabia (Guest) on July 12, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 8, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Saidi (Guest) on July 8, 2015

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 5, 2015

😄 Perfect joke!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 2, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 28, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 21, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Fadhili (Guest) on June 18, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 12, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 3, 2015

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 30, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 29, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 18, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 14, 2015

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 10, 2015

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 9, 2015

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Safiya (Guest) on May 5, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Shamsa (Guest) on April 23, 2015

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 14, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mariam (Guest) on April 10, 2015

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Khamis (Guest) on April 6, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 1, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 29, 2015

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Omar (Guest) on March 27, 2015

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 26, 2015

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Daudi (Guest) on March 25, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mariam (Guest) on March 23, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 1, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 16, 2015

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 13, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨