What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?

Mazrui (Guest) on March 13, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 10, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Sultan (Guest) on March 10, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Sekela (Guest) on March 3, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Shani (Guest) on February 24, 2016

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Salima (Guest) on February 21, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Latifa (Guest) on February 18, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mchuma (Guest) on February 18, 2016

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Husna (Guest) on February 16, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 9, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

John Kamande (Guest) on January 21, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 21, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

John Lissu (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 13, 2016

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Amir (Guest) on January 9, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 9, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 6, 2016

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Mjaka (Guest) on December 25, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 30, 2015

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Asha (Guest) on November 29, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Safiya (Guest) on November 27, 2015

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 24, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Daudi (Guest) on November 20, 2015

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Khamis (Guest) on November 17, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Jamal (Guest) on November 10, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 4, 2015

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 2, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 29, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 28, 2015

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Sofia (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 18, 2015

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 18, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Hassan (Guest) on September 26, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Jamal (Guest) on September 25, 2015

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Zakaria (Guest) on September 18, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 23, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Yusuf (Guest) on August 22, 2015

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Zubeida (Guest) on August 9, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 7, 2015

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 31, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Sultan (Guest) on July 26, 2015

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 26, 2015

😅 I needed that!

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 22, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Zuhura (Guest) on July 17, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Fadhila (Guest) on July 13, 2015

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Hekima (Guest) on July 2, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 14, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Shamim (Guest) on June 8, 2015

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 18, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Rabia (Guest) on May 15, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 11, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 11, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mazrui (Guest) on April 20, 2015

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Daudi (Guest) on April 14, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Jaffar (Guest) on April 5, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Athumani (Guest) on April 1, 2015

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋