What has two legs but can’t walk?

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 13, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Nassar (Guest) on May 5, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Shamim (Guest) on March 30, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 24, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 19, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 16, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 14, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 3, 2016

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Zawadi (Guest) on February 29, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 30, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Abdullah (Guest) on January 15, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 14, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Nassar (Guest) on January 14, 2016

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 12, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 3, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 25, 2015

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Jafari (Guest) on December 21, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Nahida (Guest) on December 11, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 4, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 4, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Ahmed (Guest) on December 1, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 16, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 11, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 10, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 9, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Selemani (Guest) on November 2, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 27, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Halimah (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 25, 2015

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 14, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 27, 2015

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Nasra (Guest) on September 25, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 22, 2015

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Abdillah (Guest) on September 17, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 13, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 8, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 8, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Salum (Guest) on August 15, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 8, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 22, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 19, 2015

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Issack (Guest) on July 16, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 12, 2015

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Bahati (Guest) on July 12, 2015

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Salum (Guest) on July 10, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 25, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 21, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 10, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 3, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mohamed (Guest) on May 28, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 22, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Ali (Guest) on April 27, 2015

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 19, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Latifa (Guest) on April 18, 2015

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 8, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Hekima (Guest) on April 6, 2015

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mjaka (Guest) on April 5, 2015

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Maimuna (Guest) on March 26, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 9, 2015

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋