Where do cows go on the weekend?

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 22, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 17, 2016

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 7, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Halima (Guest) on February 5, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 19, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Sumaya (Guest) on January 17, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 14, 2016

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 10, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 31, 2015

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Safiya (Guest) on December 24, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 17, 2015

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 14, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 14, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Daudi (Guest) on December 7, 2015

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 6, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Zainab (Guest) on December 5, 2015

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 3, 2015

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 28, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 22, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 21, 2015

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 20, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 19, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Leila (Guest) on November 17, 2015

😅 I’m still laughing!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 30, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Maimuna (Guest) on October 22, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nassar (Guest) on October 19, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 14, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Nuru (Guest) on October 12, 2015

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 16, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 10, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 21, 2015

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 16, 2015

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 11, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 9, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 8, 2015

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 8, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 24, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 19, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 17, 2015

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Kheri (Guest) on July 4, 2015

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mchuma (Guest) on July 1, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on June 26, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 19, 2015

😄 What a joke!

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 15, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 4, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Ali (Guest) on May 11, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mazrui (Guest) on May 10, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Hassan (Guest) on May 7, 2015

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Khadija (Guest) on April 29, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 19, 2015

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 15, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Zulekha (Guest) on April 12, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

Shukuru (Guest) on March 29, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Zakia (Guest) on March 27, 2015

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 21, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Rashid (Guest) on March 13, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶