Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 29, 2016

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 25, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 23, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Abubakari (Guest) on February 15, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 8, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Mwanais (Guest) on February 6, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Shamim (Guest) on February 5, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 3, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 3, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 20, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 11, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Chiku (Guest) on January 2, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 31, 2015

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Shabani (Guest) on December 28, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Zakia (Guest) on December 27, 2015

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 26, 2015

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Husna (Guest) on December 24, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 22, 2015

😆 I’m dying over here!

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 15, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 11, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 9, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 3, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

John Mushi (Guest) on October 21, 2015

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

John Kamande (Guest) on October 19, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 13, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 6, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 3, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 2, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Majid (Guest) on September 26, 2015

🤣 Sending this now!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 10, 2015

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 4, 2015

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 1, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 31, 2015

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 21, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 4, 2015

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 4, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Baridi (Guest) on July 27, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Neema (Guest) on July 26, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Amina (Guest) on July 9, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 1, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 29, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Kassim (Guest) on June 29, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 22, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 10, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Nahida (Guest) on June 9, 2015

😆 That punchline!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 16, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Zuhura (Guest) on April 30, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 30, 2015

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

David Chacha (Guest) on April 28, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Latifa (Guest) on April 28, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 22, 2015

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Asha (Guest) on April 22, 2015

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Omari (Guest) on April 17, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Hamida (Guest) on April 16, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 10, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 7, 2015

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️