Where do polar bears keep their money?

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 16, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 1, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 1, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 17, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Shamsa (Guest) on April 17, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 9, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 2, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 27, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 25, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Yahya (Guest) on March 18, 2016

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Warda (Guest) on March 15, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 29, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 23, 2016

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Jabir (Guest) on February 21, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 18, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Bakari (Guest) on February 16, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

James Malima (Guest) on February 16, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 11, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 8, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 3, 2016

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 8, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 7, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Masika (Guest) on December 18, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 16, 2015

😂 This is too funny!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 29, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 26, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 26, 2015

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 3, 2015

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 26, 2015

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 25, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 30, 2015

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 24, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 7, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 5, 2015

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 4, 2015

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 30, 2015

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Saidi (Guest) on August 25, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Hawa (Guest) on August 21, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 27, 2015

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Biashara (Guest) on July 22, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 12, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Sarafina (Guest) on July 11, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 8, 2015

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Ndoto (Guest) on July 7, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 6, 2015

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 12, 2015

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Abdillah (Guest) on June 8, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 1, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 28, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 25, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

David Chacha (Guest) on May 21, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Umi (Guest) on May 19, 2015

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 16, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Shabani (Guest) on May 14, 2015

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Zubeida (Guest) on May 14, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Muslima (Guest) on May 11, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 2, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 30, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Nassar (Guest) on April 27, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Umi (Guest) on April 16, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜