Why can’t skeletons play music?

Saidi (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Bahati (Guest) on January 5, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 3, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 3, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mohamed (Guest) on January 2, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rashid (Guest) on December 30, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Masika (Guest) on December 28, 2015

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Hassan (Guest) on December 19, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 16, 2015

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Selemani (Guest) on December 13, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 7, 2015

😆 Saving this one!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 6, 2015

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 5, 2015

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Zulekha (Guest) on November 30, 2015

😂 Sharing right away!

Mchawi (Guest) on November 30, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 27, 2015

😄 Too good!

Muslima (Guest) on November 25, 2015

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 23, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 17, 2015

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Rubea (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 3, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 3, 2015

😁 This just made my day!

Mchuma (Guest) on October 25, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on October 16, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

John Lissu (Guest) on October 11, 2015

😆 Bookmarking this!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 24, 2015

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 21, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Hamida (Guest) on September 16, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Raha (Guest) on September 1, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 31, 2015

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Jamila (Guest) on August 29, 2015

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

James Mduma (Guest) on August 27, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Maida (Guest) on August 8, 2015

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Omari (Guest) on July 30, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Azima (Guest) on July 24, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Umi (Guest) on July 17, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Chiku (Guest) on July 10, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 6, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 5, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

John Malisa (Guest) on June 16, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Leila (Guest) on June 14, 2015

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 12, 2015

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 4, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 3, 2015

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Khalifa (Guest) on May 27, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 27, 2015

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mwanais (Guest) on May 22, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Shabani (Guest) on May 21, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Nuru (Guest) on May 20, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Saidi (Guest) on May 15, 2015

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Kiza (Guest) on May 12, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Athumani (Guest) on May 9, 2015

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 9, 2015

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 27, 2015

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Khadija (Guest) on April 17, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Fadhila (Guest) on April 13, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 8, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 4, 2015

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Kassim (Guest) on April 1, 2015

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Muslima (Guest) on March 28, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀