Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 7, 2016

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 5, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Mazrui (Guest) on February 22, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 17, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

George Tenga (Guest) on February 11, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Muslima (Guest) on January 31, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 29, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Hassan (Guest) on January 20, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 19, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Sofia (Guest) on January 17, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 7, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Chiku (Guest) on January 5, 2016

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 3, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 27, 2015

😆 Totally hilarious!

Mjaka (Guest) on December 23, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Mchuma (Guest) on December 20, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Maimuna (Guest) on December 18, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Amir (Guest) on December 17, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Hekima (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 3, 2015

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 2, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Ahmed (Guest) on November 30, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 29, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 9, 2015

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 3, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Shukuru (Guest) on October 29, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 15, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Juma (Guest) on October 6, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Rukia (Guest) on September 14, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Sofia (Guest) on September 4, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Binti (Guest) on August 23, 2015

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 3, 2015

😄 You got me good!

Abdullah (Guest) on July 27, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Tabu (Guest) on July 24, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Wande (Guest) on July 23, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 22, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Nyota (Guest) on July 21, 2015

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Zulekha (Guest) on July 19, 2015

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Salima (Guest) on July 1, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 30, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 28, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Khadija (Guest) on June 10, 2015

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 9, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 3, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Amir (Guest) on May 26, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Nyota (Guest) on May 10, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 4, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 30, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 29, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 25, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

James Kimani (Guest) on April 19, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Zawadi (Guest) on April 10, 2015

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 3, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Abubakar (Guest) on March 31, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 31, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 25, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Yahya (Guest) on March 17, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 13, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥