Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 20, 2016

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mchuma (Guest) on February 17, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 4, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Zakaria (Guest) on January 27, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 25, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 24, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 16, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 7, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Kahina (Guest) on December 29, 2015

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Mohamed (Guest) on December 26, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Jamila (Guest) on December 26, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 14, 2015

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Kassim (Guest) on December 11, 2015

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 11, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 8, 2015

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Ahmed (Guest) on November 17, 2015

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Khadija (Guest) on November 14, 2015

😆 This one really got me!

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 30, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 30, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Sharifa (Guest) on October 17, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Nasra (Guest) on October 9, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 4, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Kazija (Guest) on September 21, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 13, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 12, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 7, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Furaha (Guest) on September 3, 2015

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Nuru (Guest) on September 1, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 31, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 25, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Juma (Guest) on August 17, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Abdillah (Guest) on July 26, 2015

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 13, 2015

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 13, 2015

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Omari (Guest) on July 12, 2015

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 30, 2015

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Maneno (Guest) on June 29, 2015

😆 Still cracking up!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 26, 2015

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Raha (Guest) on June 25, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 8, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mjaka (Guest) on June 4, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 29, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

John Kamande (Guest) on May 21, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 2, 2015

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Husna (Guest) on April 28, 2015

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 26, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Bahati (Guest) on April 24, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Nassor (Guest) on April 20, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 13, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Fatuma (Guest) on April 12, 2015

😆 Bookmarking this!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 8, 2015

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 2, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Hashim (Guest) on April 1, 2015

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 1, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 14, 2015

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Khatib (Guest) on March 5, 2015

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Khatib (Guest) on March 3, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 26, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Arifa (Guest) on February 21, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 19, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤