Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 21, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 19, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 18, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 13, 2016

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Furaha (Guest) on January 31, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 20, 2016

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Salima (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Yusuf (Guest) on January 14, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Mariam (Guest) on December 31, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Salum (Guest) on December 28, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 24, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Halima (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mchawi (Guest) on December 21, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Jamal (Guest) on December 19, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

John Lissu (Guest) on December 8, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Khatib (Guest) on November 30, 2015

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Mazrui (Guest) on November 25, 2015

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 18, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 31, 2015

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

John Lissu (Guest) on October 26, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 15, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 14, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Zakia (Guest) on October 13, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 10, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 4, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 1, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 27, 2015

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 15, 2015

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 6, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 30, 2015

😂 This is too funny!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 14, 2015

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 6, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Warda (Guest) on July 28, 2015

😄 What a joke!

Chiku (Guest) on July 28, 2015

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 23, 2015

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Sarafina (Guest) on July 22, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 21, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 17, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 15, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 13, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 4, 2015

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Safiya (Guest) on July 1, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Zubeida (Guest) on June 22, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 16, 2015

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 4, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 2, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Kheri (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 22, 2015

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Furaha (Guest) on May 17, 2015

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Nashon (Guest) on May 15, 2015

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 12, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 6, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 4, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Daudi (Guest) on May 4, 2015

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Azima (Guest) on April 30, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Bahati (Guest) on April 24, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 12, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Zakia (Guest) on April 5, 2015

😂 I’m dying!