Why do eggs hate jokes?

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 9, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Nashon (Guest) on March 24, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 16, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Hamida (Guest) on March 16, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Jabir (Guest) on March 15, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 7, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 7, 2016

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Faiza (Guest) on February 13, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 10, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Sekela (Guest) on February 10, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 7, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 2, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 29, 2016

😂 This is too funny!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 27, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 27, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 10, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

Jaffar (Guest) on January 7, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 3, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 1, 2016

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 29, 2015

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 21, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 21, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Rubea (Guest) on December 14, 2015

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Jamal (Guest) on December 13, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 12, 2015

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 29, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Rahim (Guest) on November 29, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 24, 2015

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Hawa (Guest) on November 13, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Mzee (Guest) on November 10, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Arifa (Guest) on November 10, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 9, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 2, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 26, 2015

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Zakia (Guest) on October 25, 2015

😆 I’m dying over here!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 25, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Wande (Guest) on October 24, 2015

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Rashid (Guest) on October 20, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 19, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 19, 2015

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Jamal (Guest) on September 13, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Mustafa (Guest) on September 13, 2015

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Kazija (Guest) on September 5, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

Mgeni (Guest) on August 14, 2015

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 4, 2015

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 31, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 24, 2015

😄 Too good!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 23, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Warda (Guest) on July 16, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 8, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 3, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 12, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Furaha (Guest) on June 12, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Kassim (Guest) on June 12, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Rahim (Guest) on May 11, 2015

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Jafari (Guest) on May 7, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 16, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!