Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 9, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 4, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 3, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 2, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 27, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 25, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 11, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Selemani (Guest) on January 2, 2016

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Abdullah (Guest) on December 31, 2015

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 28, 2015

😁 This made my day!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Ali (Guest) on December 19, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 18, 2015

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 9, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 5, 2015

😅 I’m still cracking up!

George Tenga (Guest) on November 28, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Zuhura (Guest) on October 20, 2015

😆 This one really got me!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 19, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Fatuma (Guest) on October 6, 2015

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Selemani (Guest) on October 4, 2015

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 1, 2015

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 29, 2015

😆 Totally hilarious!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 19, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Kiza (Guest) on September 19, 2015

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 14, 2015

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Khadija (Guest) on September 11, 2015

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 30, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 30, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Nasra (Guest) on August 16, 2015

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 13, 2015

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 3, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Khadija (Guest) on August 1, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 30, 2015

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Salma (Guest) on July 27, 2015

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Hekima (Guest) on July 23, 2015

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 17, 2015

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 11, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on July 7, 2015

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 5, 2015

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Faiza (Guest) on June 28, 2015

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 27, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Selemani (Guest) on June 22, 2015

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 14, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Masika (Guest) on June 12, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 4, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Shabani (Guest) on June 4, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 29, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 19, 2015

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Faiza (Guest) on May 16, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 14, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 1, 2015

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Amir (Guest) on April 29, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 26, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 19, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 10, 2015

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 9, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄