Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 13, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 8, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Majid (Guest) on May 8, 2016

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 8, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 6, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Mzee (Guest) on May 5, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 16, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mgeni (Guest) on April 16, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 16, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Khadija (Guest) on April 14, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 14, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 12, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 7, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Yahya (Guest) on April 5, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Rahim (Guest) on March 31, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Tabu (Guest) on March 22, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 12, 2016

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Rehema (Guest) on February 28, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 23, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 6, 2016

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 29, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

John Malisa (Guest) on January 27, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 24, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 22, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 18, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

Mchawi (Guest) on January 15, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 14, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Fadhili (Guest) on December 29, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 28, 2015

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 16, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Shamsa (Guest) on December 11, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mariam (Guest) on November 27, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Kahina (Guest) on November 5, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Mariam (Guest) on November 2, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Muslima (Guest) on October 30, 2015

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Nassar (Guest) on October 30, 2015

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Ali (Guest) on October 27, 2015

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 6, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 6, 2015

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

John Kamande (Guest) on September 23, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 9, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 8, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 23, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 18, 2015

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Shani (Guest) on August 18, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 14, 2015

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Salum (Guest) on July 29, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 22, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 13, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Ali (Guest) on July 11, 2015

😄 Too good!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 11, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 23, 2015

😆 Saving this one!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 19, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mchawi (Guest) on May 31, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Shamim (Guest) on May 29, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 17, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 1, 2015

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Omar (Guest) on April 24, 2015

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Rukia (Guest) on April 17, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨