Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 26, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Bakari (Guest) on January 18, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 18, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 16, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 16, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 14, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 5, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 17, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Asha (Guest) on December 10, 2015

😆 Bookmarking this!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 30, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 30, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Husna (Guest) on November 25, 2015

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Asha (Guest) on November 17, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mgeni (Guest) on November 12, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 1, 2015

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 1, 2015

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Nassar (Guest) on October 23, 2015

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 12, 2015

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 10, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 3, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mhina (Guest) on October 2, 2015

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 28, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Jamila (Guest) on September 25, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 25, 2015

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 22, 2015

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Zainab (Guest) on September 9, 2015

🤣 Sending this now!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 9, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Asha (Guest) on September 4, 2015

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Ahmed (Guest) on August 31, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 15, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 8, 2015

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 3, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 25, 2015

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 23, 2015

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 14, 2015

🤣 Pure genius!

Mzee (Guest) on July 7, 2015

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Maida (Guest) on July 6, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Nchi (Guest) on July 4, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 19, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Athumani (Guest) on June 6, 2015

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 30, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Yusra (Guest) on May 23, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 18, 2015

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 15, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

James Malima (Guest) on April 30, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Nassor (Guest) on April 21, 2015

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 17, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Mariam (Guest) on April 16, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Chum (Guest) on April 15, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Masika (Guest) on April 10, 2015

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 9, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Jafari (Guest) on April 8, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 30, 2015

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Shamsa (Guest) on March 26, 2015

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 25, 2015

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 23, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 16, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 12, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 10, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟