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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔
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