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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Mzee (Guest) on February 2, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Biashara (Guest) on January 31, 2015

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 29, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 28, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Salma (Guest) on January 26, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 24, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 23, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 16, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

John Kamande (Guest) on January 9, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 7, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 1, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

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