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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

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Short Answer: Fry-day! ๐ŸŸ


Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿฅ”

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Mzee (Guest) on February 2, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต

Biashara (Guest) on January 31, 2015

Iโ€™m on a whiskey diet. Iโ€™ve lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 29, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜ด

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 28, 2015

Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธ

Salma (Guest) on January 26, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 24, 2015

I donโ€™t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโ€™t even know you.' Weโ€™ve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜†

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 23, 2015

I donโ€™t trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคฃ

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 16, 2015

Whoever said money canโ€™t buy happiness didnโ€™t know where to shop. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ›๏ธ

John Kamande (Guest) on January 9, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿคญ

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 7, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐Ÿ”Œ๐Ÿ’ป

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 1, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ˜•

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