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What did the baker say to his wife?

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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?


Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"


Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Baraka (Guest) on March 19, 2015

If you think nobody cares if youโ€™re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ต

Nahida (Guest) on March 9, 2015

I donโ€™t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜œ

Jamila (Guest) on March 4, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 25, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฏ

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 15, 2015

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿค”

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 7, 2015

Why donโ€™t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿคก

Nyota (Guest) on February 5, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒž

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 1, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 25, 2015

Whatโ€™s a snowmanโ€™s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ›„๐Ÿš

Salima (Guest) on January 16, 2015

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…

Rehema (Guest) on January 3, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฉ

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