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What did the hamburger name her daughter?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Name her Patty! 🍔
Explanation:
The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. 🍔😄
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