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What dies but never lives?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋
Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋
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