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What do a car and an elephant have in common?

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πŸš—πŸ˜ They both have trunks! πŸ˜πŸš—


Explanation: Both a car and an elephant have something in common: their trunks! While elephants use their trunks for various tasks like picking up food or spraying water, cars have their own "trunks" in the form of front compartments or trunks at the back where we can store our belongings. It's a playful way to connect two completely different things in a light-hearted and humorous manner. 🀩

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Asha (Guest) on May 2, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ˜‚πŸ“ž

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 25, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βœ‚οΈπŸ§΅

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 9, 2015

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! πŸ’»πŸΊ

Kazija (Guest) on April 4, 2015

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. πŸ’€πŸ”‹

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 12, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. πŸ˜‡πŸ·

Masika (Guest) on March 3, 2015

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! πŸš¦πŸš—

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 1, 2015

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

Rubea (Guest) on February 27, 2015

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ˜…

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 10, 2015

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πŸŒ‹β€οΈ

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 7, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ“

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 27, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€”πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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