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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! ❄️🧛‍♂️

Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! ❄️🧛‍♂️😂

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Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

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What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

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I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

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I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Asha (Guest) on February 16, 2015

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

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I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 22, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

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I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 13, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rubea (Guest) on January 8, 2015

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

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