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What does a skeleton order for dinner?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! ππ
Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the π emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.
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Hashim (Guest) on February 6, 2015
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Mgeni (Guest) on January 29, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Sultan (Guest) on January 27, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 27, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 23, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
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What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
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Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ