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What does a skeleton order for dinner?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! ๐๐
Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the ๐ emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.
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Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Mgeni (Guest) on January 29, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Sultan (Guest) on January 27, 2015
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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 23, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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