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What does a skeleton order for dinner?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the 💀 emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.

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Hashim (Guest) on February 6, 2015

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Mgeni (Guest) on January 29, 2015

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Sultan (Guest) on January 27, 2015

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 27, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

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Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

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What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

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What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Rabia (Guest) on January 4, 2015

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Selemani (Guest) on January 2, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

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What does a skeleton order for dinner?

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