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What has two legs but can’t walk?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Short Answer: A pair of pants! 🩳😄

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! 🙃

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Omar (Guest) on March 2, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mhina (Guest) on February 18, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 16, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 16, 2015

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Fikiri (Guest) on February 10, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Umi (Guest) on February 3, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 2, 2015

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 21, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 20, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Salum (Guest) on January 10, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 8, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

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What has two legs but can’t walk?

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