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What has two legs but canβt walk?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: A pair of pants! π©³π
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! π
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