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Whatโ€™s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

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Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿฆ–โฐ


Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ—

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Rahma (Guest) on April 7, 2015

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐Ÿ‘ โšฝ

James Kimani (Guest) on March 25, 2015

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 20, 2015

I canโ€™t brain today. I has the dumb. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ

Omar (Guest) on March 18, 2015

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”

Salma (Guest) on March 16, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ…

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 13, 2015

Why donโ€™t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ‘‚

Farida (Guest) on March 6, 2015

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 5, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿค”

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 26, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ˜•๐Ÿš”

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 23, 2015

What do you call a snowmanโ€™s dog? A slush puppy! โ›„๐Ÿ•

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 2, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช

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