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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Short Answer: 🛒 The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! 📚💼

Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.

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Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 26, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Zainab (Guest) on February 25, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Habiba (Guest) on February 24, 2015

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 19, 2015

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 19, 2015

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Khamis (Guest) on February 17, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Zulekha (Guest) on February 11, 2015

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 9, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 3, 2015

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 18, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Habiba (Guest) on January 10, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

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