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Which school supply is king of the classroom?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

The ruler! 📏 Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! 😄 Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! 🤴🏼👑

Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.

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Leila (Guest) on March 7, 2015

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mwanais (Guest) on March 7, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Yusuf (Guest) on February 23, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 21, 2015

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 20, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Issa (Guest) on February 18, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Hekima (Guest) on February 8, 2015

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

John Malisa (Guest) on January 24, 2015

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Yusra (Guest) on January 20, 2015

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 11, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Daudi (Guest) on January 4, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

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Which school supply is king of the classroom?

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