Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_1bf1db05c872c42a7d3c74696c3b57f6, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/display_user.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/display_user.php on line
4
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Because they don't want to peel!
Explanation: 🍌 Bananas have to put sunscreen on before going to the beach because they want to avoid peeling, just like how we humans use sunscreen to prevent our skin from getting burnt and peeling. After all, nobody wants to see a bunch of sunburnt bananas with peeling skin at the beach! 😄🏖️
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_1bf1db05c872c42a7d3c74696c3b57f6, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/comments.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/comments.php on line
4
Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.
Related Posts
The difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is that the Christmas alphab...
Read More
Answer: The snowman ordered a Frosty with extra snow-cones on top! ☃️🍦
Explanation:...
Read More
Answer: Roll your eyes back; it's a competition! 😜👀
Explanation: When your teacher r...
Read More
Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner?
A: A vegetable table! 🥕🥦🍆
Explanat...
Read More
Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! 🧛♂️😄
Explan...
Read More
Short Answer: Because his bed told him it needed a morning jog! 🏃♂️😄
Explanat...
Read More
Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! 🤪
Explanation: The statement &...
Read More
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick! 🌳🚫🔄
Explanati...
Read More
Answer: A penguin doing the Hokey Pokey! 🐧🎶
Explanation: Penguins are known for thei...
Read More
Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? 🕵️♀️🍞
A: The Cereal Killer! 🥣🔪Read More
The smartest insect around is the 🐜 Smarty Pants! 🎩🤓
Explanation:
The answer to t...
Read More
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? 🐘📞
A jumbo dialer! 🤣
Explanation:
...
Read More
Khadija (Guest) on March 30, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 25, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 22, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Shabani (Guest) on March 11, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Muslima (Guest) on March 8, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 6, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 19, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Sultan (Guest) on February 7, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 7, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 16, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Shukuru (Guest) on January 9, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜