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Why couldnβt the turkey eat dessert?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Because it was already stuffed! π¦π°
Explanation: Turkeys are commonly stuffed with a savory mixture on Thanksgiving, and since this turkey was already stuffed with food, it couldn't eat dessert. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and playful touch to the answer.
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