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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!

Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴‍☠️

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Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 6, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Salum (Guest) on March 2, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Abdillah (Guest) on March 1, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 27, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Mhina (Guest) on February 25, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 3, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mjaka (Guest) on February 3, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 24, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 19, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 18, 2015

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 6, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

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