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Staili nyingine za michepuko ni shida

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Mtu na mkewe walikuwa bado wamelala asubuhi, mtu akapiga hodi mke akaenda kufungua mlango, si akakuta mchepuko wake,
MKE: Unataka nini we mpumbavu?

MUME: Nani huyo unamtukana?
MKE: Kuna mtu hapa anakichwa kama nenda urudi badae
MCHEPUKO:Nawewe pua kama poa
MKE:Miguu kama masaa mawili
MCHEPUKO:Masikio kama sichelewi
MKE: Ondoka hapa mjinga we. …… Akafunga mlango
MUME: mwambie ana macho kama sitoki leo ng'oo
SIPENDI UJINGA MM nikiwa na my love pr

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