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Juzi nikitoka church nilipanda kihiace na kulikuwa na mrembo mkali hujawahi kuona,kila kijana alikuwa akimtupia macho,so me nilikuwa na wepesi wa kuongea naye kirahisi coz nilikuwa kando yake,,, Sasa kama unavyojuwa wanaume kwa kujikosha Nikaimigine mtto ananiangalia so nikaamuwa kupiga fake phone
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Nikaona mrembo ameniangalia kwa macho ya husda apo nkajua nimeuwa ndege kwa jiwe moja, nkaamua kujikosha mtt wa kiume , "niaje mrembo", akanikazia macho kisha akaniambia,
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