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Kilichotokea baada ya babu mzee kuibiwa nauli kwenye daladala

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Mzee mmoja alipanda Gari Stend;
Wakati wa kugombania Siti,
Akaibiwa Nauli.

Akasimama katikati ya Gari-Akasema; "Jamani Naomba Aliyeniibia Pesa yangu Arudishe Haraka,
Tena Fasta kabla Sijafanya Tukio kama Nililofanya 1977"
Abiria kuskia hivyo wakaogopa.
Ikabidi Mwizi Ajitokeze,
Akarudisha Pesa na Kuomba Msamaha! Mtu Mmoja akauliza,
Mzee,
Kwani 1977 Ulifanya nn?
Si nilienda kwa Miguu mpaka Nyumbani!
Uscheke Peke Yako, wa2mie na wengine ili nao wacheke!

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